Karaoke in Japan isn’t just singing - it’s a social ritual. Here’s how to navigate it without accidentally challenging a salaryman to a duet.
1. Requesting a Song
この曲をお願いします
/ko-no kyoku o onegai shimasu/“This song, please”
Politely ask for a song. Works even if you butcher the title.
2. The Classic Stall Tactic
ちょっと待ってください
/chotto matte kudasai/“Please wait a moment”
Buy time when the mic is thrust at you. Also useful for bathroom breaks.
3. Fake Confidence
ぜんぜん平気です
/zenzen heiki desu/“I’m totally fine”
Lie through your teeth when asked if you’re nervous. Smile optional.
4. The Backup Plan
一緒に歌いませんか？
/issho ni utaimasen ka?/“Want to sing together?”
Drag someone down with you. Works best after a few drinks.
5. Post-Performance Face-Saving
音痴ですみません
/onchi de sumimasen/“Sorry for being tone-deaf”
Pre-emptive apology. Say it laughing to avoid pity.
6. The Escape Clause
次に行きます
/tsugi ni ikimasu/“I’ll go next”
A promise you don’t have to keep. Vanish after round two.
7. Crowd Control
もっと盛り上がろう！
/motto moriagarou!/“Let’s liven it up!”
Shift attention away from your singing. Clapping encouraged.
Pro tip: Learn these phrases cold. Karaoke waits for no one.
8. The Ultimate Compliment
プロみたい
/puro mitai/“Like a pro”
Use this on others. They’ll forgive your earlier 'efforts'.
For more Japanese social hacks, check out The Art of Japanese Gift-Giving.
